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As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
I’ll Take 2
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I just spoke to Jesus, he says it’s cool to start eating chocolate now.
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Going to Oz Comic-Con to man a booth for CGsociety.org and BallisticPublishing.com
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Human immunodeficiency virus (HIV)… ladies
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I made this In 2005… no longer relevant.
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So ‘this’ is happening.
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Call the florist back and apologize Sue, you cranky old bitch, it’s not their fault your husband outsourced his romance
(via normalisntmyforte)
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I’m in!
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Time To get my Jon English on!
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(via sunsyun)
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Precious photos to wake up to. My face hurts! @gracehelbig @myharto
this is a great photo, it looks like a promo for a movie. in said movie two of these girls will die, and other will only just make it out alive. I can’t tell which girl will live, but harto will die shortly after the awkward lesbian kiss.
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Found a secret message within the lining of my wallet. Whatever could it mean?
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